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So we celebrated my husband's birthday this weekend and one of his presents inspired me. He received a book titled The Truth About Chuck Norris - 400 Facts About The World's Greatest Human. This book is filled with hilarious "facts" about Chuck Norris. Here's a few, to show you what I mean:

When monsters go to sleep, they check their closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

It never rains on Chuck Norris.

A cobra once bit Chuck Norris's leg. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

Every piece of furniture in Chuck Norris's house is a Total Gym.

Chuck Norris can charge a cell phone just by rubbing it against his beard.

I've heard some of these "facts" before, and always thought they were hilarious! So I figured hey! Lets see what kind of Chuck Norris goodies I can find on Etsy! Sadly, not nearly enough!

Actually, Chuck Norris isn't God, but he does beat God at golf. This button is from indietrinkets.

And Chuck Norris can turn back time simply by staring at a clock and flexing. This vinyl wall decal is from willocreeksigns.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris's beard. There is only another fist. This cute t-shirt is from jamjamtees

Chuck Norris flosses with barbed wire. This fun art poster is from revolutionoise.

Hope you all enjoy this as much as I do! If not, Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick your head!